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Two boys, one dad, but who dealt it the worst?

Terrible Trumps began at home with that exact argument (whose farts actually smelt the worst?). Rather than settle it, we made a game of it. Then we found out what a blue whale can do, and that a beaded lacewing larva farts on termites to stun them before eating them, and realised the animal kingdom had us beaten.

So we turned the world's worst farts and dung into a stat-battle card game: real animals, real facts, five stats a card, and the top number (or bottom, if that's how you want to play) wins. It's rude enough to make a six-year-old howl and clean enough for Granny – every fact is true and there's not a swear word in it.

We're a small family business and the decks are designed here in Good Old Blighty. Every pack is posted by us, usually the same day if you order before 2pm. If you've got a question, or a worse animal fact than ours, email hi@terribletrumps.com – we read everything.