Terrible Trumps two-pack: Farts and Dung card game decks side by side on white

Terrible Trumps Animal Card Game Two-Pack: Farts + Dung

Sale price  £15.00 Regular price  £15.98
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Terrible Trumps two-pack: Farts and Dung card game decks side by side on white

Terrible Trumps Animal Card Game Two-Pack: Farts + Dung

Sale price  £15.00 Regular price  £15.98

The bundle most people buy: two screen-free animal card games, Farts and Dung, for kids aged 4+.

Ages 4+ · 2-10 players · 10-20 minutes · Screen-free

Rude enough to make a six-year-old howl, clean enough for Granny – it's all real animal facts, no swearing.

Two Terrible Trumps family-friendly stat-battle card games, like Top Trumps with real animals. Farts has stats like Silence Score and Deadly Stink. Dung has stats like Clever Nature and Gross Factor. Play one deck at a time, or keep one at home and one at Grandma's.

It's something they'll actually play with for more than a day, not just look at for 30 minutes on Christmas morning. Real animal facts, cheeky but never rude, and perfect for stocking fillers, party bags and car journeys.

A card game gift for kids aged 4 to 10

Looking for a gift for a 7 or 8 year old, a stocking filler or a Christmas Eve box idea? Two decks fit in a stocking, they suit boys and girls, and every card carries a real animal fact that gets read out loud. It's a screen-free game with no batteries and no app.

How to play

  1. Deal the cards out. Look at your top card only.
  2. Pick a stat and read it out – "Deadly Stink 86!" Everyone compares.
  3. Win the round with the top number (or bottom, if that's how you want to play) and take the cards. Last one holding cards wins.

What's in the box

  • 1 x Terrible Trumps: Farts deck
  • 1 x Terrible Trumps: Dung deck
  • Designed here in Good Old Blighty

£15 for both decks. Free UK P&P on orders of £15 or more.

Questions

Is Terrible Trumps the same as Top Trumps?

No. The play is similar, but the cards, animals and facts are our own, and Terrible Trumps is an independent family business. We are not affiliated with, endorsed by or connected to Top Trumps.

How quickly will it arrive?

We post every order ourselves, usually the same day if you order before 2pm, by Royal Mail 2nd Class.

What ages is it for?

Ages 4+. Younger children enjoy the animals and silly names, and older children enjoy the facts and the arguments.

Top Trumps is a trademark of its respective owner.