Terrible Trumps: Animals Dung Droppings and Guano card game pack, front view on white

Terrible Trumps: Dung, Droppings & Guano – Animal Card Game, Ages 4+

£7.99
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Terrible Trumps: Animals Dung Droppings and Guano card game pack, front view on white

Terrible Trumps: Dung, Droppings & Guano – Animal Card Game, Ages 4+

£7.99

The animal card game for kids who think poo is hilarious.

Ages 4+ · 2-10 players · 10-20 minutes · Screen-free

Rude enough to make a six-year-old howl, clean enough for Granny – it's all real animal facts, no swearing.

Terrible Trumps: Dung is a family-friendly stat-battle card game, like Top Trumps, packed with real animals and what comes out of them. Every card has five stats: Clever Nature, Practicality, Weirdness, Uniqueness and Gross Factor. Meet the Civet, the Parrot Fish, the Silver-spotted Skipper and the Capybara, whose card mentions a packed lunch we'll skip.

Dung, droppings and guano turn out to be clever, useful and very odd, so kids learn real animal facts while they giggle. Cheeky, never rude. A brilliant stocking filler, party bag treat, car journey game or Grandma's house favourite.

How to play

  1. Deal the cards out. Look at your top card only.
  2. Pick a stat and read it out – "Gross Factor 92!" Everyone compares.
  3. Win the round with the top number (or bottom, if that's how you want to play) and take the cards. Last one holding cards wins.

What's in the box

  • One deck of Dung animal cards, each with five stats and a real animal fact
  • Designed here in Good Old Blighty

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