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Terrible Trumps: Farts, the World's Worst – Animal Card Game, Ages 4+

£7.99
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Terrible Trumps: World's Worst Flatulence card game pack, front view on white

Terrible Trumps: Farts, the World's Worst – Animal Card Game, Ages 4+

£7.99

The animal card game where the smelliest bum wins.

Ages 4+ · 2-10 players · 10-20 minutes · Screen-free

Rude enough to make a six-year-old howl, clean enough for Granny – it's all real animal facts, no swearing.

Terrible Trumps: Farts is a family-friendly stat-battle card game, like Top Trumps, with real animals. Every card has five stats: Silence Score, Deadly Stink, Global Warming Impact, Whiffy Weirdness and Terrible Factor. Each card also has a Fart Slang name, like Air Biscuit or Fartick, and the tagline "What a killer whiff!"

Real facts with real animals means real fun, which is why kids keep reading them out. Scientists estimate a blue whale's bum trump could hold a fully grown horse. A beaded lacewing larva farts on termites to paralyse them before guzzling them down. Cheeky, never rude, and ideal for stocking fillers, party bags, car journeys and Grandma's house.

How to play

  1. Deal the cards out. Look at your top card only.
  2. Pick a stat and read it out – "Deadly Stink 86!" Everyone compares.
  3. Win the round with the top number (or bottom, if that's how you want to play) and take the cards. Last one holding cards wins.

What's in the box

  • One deck of Farts animal cards, each with five stats, a Fart Slang name and a real fact
  • Designed here in Good Old Blighty

Free UK P&P on orders of £15 or more.